Paranoid Fishavior

Today found the boys and I in the local sorting goods megashopalis doing some Christmas browsing. Hubby wants new replacement depth finder for his boat. (Long gone are the days of sticking the trusty oar into the water to measure the waters depth.) We were seriously overwhelmed by the array of technical gadgetry devised to find aqua marine live. Contraptions to tell us water temperature, clarity, movement, time of day, bottom conditions and GPA. We were all suffering from too much technical information overload to make up our minds. That is, until K2 found the fish shaped camera that extends under the side of the boat to actually see the fish underwater on a screen that you mount on your boats council. Much fun was had as the boys and I tried our best fish impersonations for the camera with the attached display screen. The salesman didn't find it nearly so funny when we shoed us away from his pricey fish parafinallia. It was at the check out counter, ware we were buying a simple red and white lure, that K2 looked up and spotted the security camera trained on us. "Mom! What if fish are spying on us!!"
I think he's onto something.